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They came from near and far to celebrate a legend and what he means to them

The friends of 厕所强奸 Drag Racing legend Don "the Snake" Prudhomme gathered recently to celebrate the nitro-racing icon on his 80th birthday.
23 Apr 2021
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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Richard Tharp flew in from Texas. Al Segrini made the trip from Massachusetts, stopping in Indy to pick up Tom Prock. 鈥淲aterbed Fred鈥 Miller made the long trek from Florida. Ron Capps came from right around the corner.

Dozens of longtime friends and racing pals flocked to the house of quarter-mile legend Don Prudhomme to help 鈥渢he Snake鈥 celebrate his 80th birthday in style. As Miller quipped, 鈥淲hen the Godfather calls, you come running.鈥

It had been more than seven years since I鈥檇 been to the Prudhommes鈥 house, with its spacious landscaped backyard capable of handling three times more than the exclusive list, and filed , and all of the usual gang that orbit Planet Prudhomme were also there: Roland Leong, Bob Brandt, Ed Pink, Donnie Couch, Pat Galvin, Simon Menzies, Larry Bowers, Steve Gibbs, 鈥淗onda Doug鈥 Woiwod, 鈥淒udley鈥 Rickart, Jerry Ford, Susie Arnold, Lynn Rose, and many, many more, including Prudhomme鈥檚 three sisters, Jeanette, Joyce, and Judy. The 鈥渕edia鈥 was there, too: 鈥淪nake鈥 biographer Elana Scherr, former Prudhomme publicist Ted Yeryzk (another Indy resident eager to return to SoCal鈥檚 temperate climes), and Auto Imagery鈥檚 Richard Shute was there to chronicle the event and graciously shared some of the images here with me.

The last time I was at Casa Prudhomme was Christmas 2014, Tom McEwen, Bill Doner, Art Chrisman, Mike Kuhl, and Bill Simpson were there, but now they鈥檙e all gone, and very much missed, as was Prudhomme鈥檚 old pal Raymond Beadle, who had been the star of at the 厕所强奸 Museum.

Our hosts: Lynn and Donna Prudhomme and the birthday boy

In many ways, that 2011 surprise party was a lot harder to pull off than this one that 鈥渢he Snake鈥 knew about and endorsed, even with COVID-19. Thanks to the ramped-up vaccination efforts (and the vaccine-eligible age of the attendees), the Prudhommes were able to host the affair, and people came from near and far to honor the man, who doesn't act anything like he's 80 (he's going off-road racing for a week听in Mexico beginning tomorrow).

The great thing about these get-togethers is that everyone knows everyone, and we all have drag racing (and Prudhomme) in common. Table-hopping was the plan of the night. I talked good ol鈥 厕所强奸 days with former colleagues Gibbs, Arnold, and Yerzyk and heard some funny new stories from Susie and Simon about our ol鈥 pal Dale Armstrong; talked about shared Culver City roots with Roland; talked ramp trucks with Scherr and her husband, Tom, who have two they bought and are restoring; heard all about the cool new modern versions (crank trigger, EFI) of classic muscle-car engines that Brandt and Pink are building and selling at Ed Pink鈥檚 Garage; and caught up with Capps (who, along with wife Shelley, had been chauffeured to the event by their now college-age daughter, Taylor) about his new crew chiefs and crew on the NAPA Dodge.

Because I can never get enough of 1970s Funny Cars, I spent large portions of the night talking to Tharp, Segrini, and 鈥淲aterbed鈥 about their adventures and memories. I had a tape recorder at the ready but decided against whipping it out and turning a party into an interview but kept some pretty good mental notes about some of the things.

Yours truly, Al Segrini, and Richard Tharp

Segrini remembered being an aspiring Funny Car racer in the early 1970s, and studying 鈥渢he Snake鈥檚鈥 mannerisms whenever he came to Segrini鈥檚 turf at New England Dragway. 鈥淚 watched how he walked, how he got in the car, how he got buckled in, how he staged 鈥 everything 鈥 because I knew I wanted to be just like him,鈥 said Segrini, who ended up with a spectacular career of his own. 鈥淣ot all that long ago I told 鈥楽nake鈥 all about it, and how much he has always meant to me.鈥

Segrini told great stories of working for the Castronovo family (of Custom Body Enterprises fame), especially Fred, with whom he started as a youngster polishing wheels. 鈥淚 got the car all polished up pretty Saturday night, and when we unloaded the trailer Sunday, everything looked terrible; Fred had a priest come Saturday night and bless the car with Holy Water.鈥 He told an incredibly funny story about problems they were having with valve heads and how the engine wouldn鈥檛 shut off after it began dieseling after one of the valves put a hole in a piston. Segrini tried everything and eventually had to bail out of the window when it caught fire, then drove off the end of the track, destroying the front end. Fred didn鈥檛 find out until they got home when he opened the trailer door to peek in on his pride and joy.

Miller reminded Segrini of the time during that valve problem where he actually picked a valve head up off the track with a red rag after it broke on the burnout, then stuck his head in the side window and unfurled the rag to show Segrini, whose crew had not caught on to the problem. 鈥淚f it was anyone but Fred who showed me that, I probably would have run the car,鈥 Segrini laughed.

Both were effusive in their praise and admiration of 鈥淛ungle Jim鈥 Liberman鈥檚 abilities. Segrini, whose first national event win at the 1974 Summernationals famously came against Liberman, who rode a towering wheelstand to half-track against him.

鈥淚 was having my own issues because the car [the Black Magic Vega] was smoking the tires, but I remember looking out the window to see where he was and seeing his front tires five feet off the ground,鈥 said Segrini, who had upset No. 1 qualifier Prudhomme in the semifinals. 鈥淚 kept thinking, 鈥楬e鈥檚 going to have to lift, too,鈥 but he wasn鈥檛 lifting. Finally, he just disappeared, and I got the win; I鈥檒l never forget that day.鈥

Segrini also remembered being at a match race where Liberman was the only one who could get down the track. He went over and asked Liberman what he had done with his clutch to make the car work. Maybe 鈥淛ungle鈥 would even let him look inside the bellhousing?

鈥淵ou鈥檒l be sorry you looked,鈥 Liberman told him, and when Segrini did get a peek, he couldn鈥檛 believe the minimalist setup Liberman was running, and Liberman cautioned him against even trying it on his own car.

Miller remembered 1973, when he was working on the Dale Emery-driven听JEGS Camaro driven by his future Blue Max crew chief boss Dale Emery.

鈥淚t was at the 1973 U.S. Nationals, and I remember that 鈥楯ungle鈥 had qualified on one of the early days, then went off match racing Saturday and Sunday,鈥 Miller recalled. 鈥淥n course, eliminations were Monday, and we had him in the first round. When we left the hotel Monday morning headed to the track, we pass a hotel and there鈥檚 鈥楯ungle鈥檚鈥 car out in the parking lot, totally torn down. I told Emery, 鈥楲ooks like we鈥檝e got a bye in the first round.鈥 He just told me, 鈥楬e鈥檒l be there,鈥 and sure enough, he not only made the call but beat us in the first round. That was 鈥楯ungle.鈥 What a racer.鈥

Speaking of Indy, Miller told me a story I鈥檇 never heard about their big final-round win over Prudhomme at the 1975 event. As the Max crew was thrashing on the Milodon between rounds, fellow Texan Tharp jumped in to help and loosened an oil line that wasn鈥檛 part of the normal maintenance. When they fired the car for the final, the line began to leak.

鈥淭harp runs to the truck and brings me back a Crescent wrench 鈥 totally closed 鈥 and I鈥檓 under the car and don鈥檛 have time to do that, so I just reached under there and tightened it by hand, and we were able to make the run and beat 鈥楽nake,鈥 but the only reason that happened was because [Prudhomme crew chief] Brandt waited on us. Incredible sportsmanship.鈥

I didn鈥檛 get a chance to grab Brandt at the time, but I called him later to get the full story and whether he regretted waiting on them and missing a chance for another Indy win.

鈥淲e鈥檇 raced against those guys almost our whole career, so you get to be more than just competitors; you become good friends,鈥 he explained. 鈥淧lus, we鈥檙e up there to race; if you鈥檙e not going to actually race someone, what鈥檚 the sense of being up there? You want to wait for them. You try to take care of each other. I looked over and saw they were having a problem, so there was no sense of us even doing a burnout until they were ready.鈥

Miller had also been effusive in his praise for Brandt and the work he did on 鈥淪nake鈥檚鈥 cars that was key to their success. 鈥淢an, I don鈥檛 think that car ever broke, and it almost always went right down the track,鈥 he marveled. He said that out loud (really loud) because Brandt was standing behind us engaged in another conversation. He never heard it, so I repeated it to Brandt.

Bob Brandt and Richard Tharp

鈥淚t was a team effort,鈥 Brandt demurred. 鈥淲e did spend a lot of time on preventative maintenance because we ran so many races in a row with national events and match races. There was no 鈥榦ff time.鈥 The only way to stay ahead was to be ahead, and I鈥檇 rather have them chasing me than chasing them.鈥

And, as history proves, people spent a lot of time chasing Prudhomme and Brandt听in the 1970s.

The party went well into the night, with favorite听stories told, memories shared, lies embellished, and playful insults hurled.

As I wrote about the last party I attended, it just blows my mind how this group has stayed in touch and remain so close. They have bonds and friendships forged under the pressure of racing, bonds that will remain long into the future. Attending it is like dropping in on someone's class reunion, but the stories are way better than remembering who puked on whose shoes at the big dance (although some of those stories could probably cross over).

For me to be among these stars of our sport -鈥撎齮he people who made the history that I love to write about -鈥撎齛nd to not only meet but be accepted and welcomed by the very legends I idolized as a fan, to become a small part of their very special social circle, is just overwhelming sometimes. It鈥檚 a place that this little pit rat could never have dreamed of ending up, and an opportunity to share with all of you other pit rats and superfans the stories they share, the places they鈥檝e been, and the genuine icons they are.

Phil Burgess can reached at听pburgess@nhra.com

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